Bigfoot is real per CNN

cnn bigfoot 

Bigfoot is not a myth, but CNN proves that Bigfoot is real. The body of bigfoot was found in some kind of refrigerator…. I can’t believe it. And, just days after the Chupacabra was found. Weird things are happening.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/index.html

(CNN) — A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot.

Bigfoot found according to CNN

Chupacabra – Goat Sucker spotted in Cuero Texas

Chupacabra Cuero Texas Mexican Goat Sucker

The Chupacabra has been spotted in Cuero, Texas. The “X-File” creature was filmed from a Dewitt County Trooper’s dash-cam.  Chupacabra, also known as the “Goat Sucker”, is supposedly a mythical creature that latin culture has embraced for centuries. Thanks to my brother-in-law, he found a clip on CNN that demistifies the lore: 

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/08/12/pkg.tx.chupucabra.kens 

This groundbreaking footage proves its existence. My humble opinion, it is real. And, I think it may have been created in the darker ages during times of Mexican liberation from a right-wing regime in some dungeon while testing gene splicing and cloning (a conspiracy well hidden from the rest of the world). They probably combined a coyote with a hairless cat, or maybe even a mutant rat with a chihuahua. Regardless, as you can see in the video, I think the tequila had something to do with it. Notice the water tower of Cuervo Mexico…. they forgot the “V”. Maybe it should be called a “V-File. 

Chupacabra Goat Sucker